his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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