I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
worst night to have a conscience
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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