I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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