Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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