either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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