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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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