And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
and she was petting her beer can
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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