what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
