Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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