Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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