that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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