And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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