You work out of a Hotel?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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