You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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