And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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