hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So vagazzling was a success
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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