it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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