soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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