I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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