I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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