Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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