I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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