Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We have so much sex to catch up on
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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