Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I pour the whiskey from now on
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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