this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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