i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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