Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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