Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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