the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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