Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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