FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i dont even know how to be here
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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