this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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