Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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