no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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