as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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