that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
love makes seman taste better
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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