I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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