im drinking this country out of the recession.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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