fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i barfeds in our rink
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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