Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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