and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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