She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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