You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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