just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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