if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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