yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she looked like the before picture.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Randomize
