You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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