I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
They took my balls.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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