Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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