He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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