I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
you never un-have a 4some
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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