I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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